Is your child having trouble sleeping? The solution may be simpler than you think. Perhaps you’re not throwing enough SEVERED HUMAN BODY PARTS into his crib.
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This is what Norman Bates’ crib looked like.
Just when you think you’ve seen every bizarre baby product imaginable, along comes the Zaky Infant Pillow — or as we prefer to call them, Scary Dismembered Mommy Hands. These fake hands filled with plastic pellets apparently have a practical use with premature babies, but the makers of the pillow are trying to to mass market them for a much larger demographic.
When a colleague forwarded the web address, and I saw the slogan for the product (“Zaky — It’s Like Leaving a Part of You With Your Baby”), I assumed it was a joke. For one thing, this product will only fool babies with mothers who have man hands. And it’s hard to decide what’s more frightening — the idea of throwing a few severed hands in your child’s crib or the fact that the product costs $34.95 per hand.
In the realm of disturbing baby inventions, the Scary Dismembered Mommy Hands are in a league with the WIVA-VAC Nasal Aspirator. (But until Zaky develops dismembered feet pillows and a severed mommy’s head, the reigning disturbing baby product is still the Nite Train’R.)
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Mommy has man hands.
